1.you look like you are 18. 你看起来好像才18岁
Im not child- _-...
2.you like to eat chicken feet. 你喜欢吃鸡爪子
3.you suck on fish heads and fish fins.你吃鱼时会吸鱼头和鱼鳍
.....very very hate..............
4.you have a chinese knick-knack hanging on your rear view mirror. 你的车子后视镜上会吊中国摆设
`3`that's my father aru,I dun have any car
5.you sing karaoke. 你唱kTV
6.your house is covered with tile.你的房子铺的是瓷砖
`3`that's covered in WC aru!
7.your kitchen is covered by a sticky film of grease.你的厨房覆盖着一层厚厚的油脂
8.your stove is covered with aluminum foil. 你的炉子上面有铝箔
@3@stove?...what's that aru?...foil?...I have never seen that in all the house which I had lived
9.you leave the plastic covers on your remote control. 你的遥控器外面包着塑料皮
-_-you must said my grandpa's home
10.you've never kissed your mom or dad. 你从没吻过你父母
....I had...kissed...once..when I was a baby...
11.you've never hugged your mom or dad. 你从没抱过你父母
=_=why must I hug them?...
12.your unassisted vision is worse than 20/500. 是说你的视力低于正常水平）
XD Im sorry that I have health eyes~~~
13.you wear contacts,to avoid wearing your "coke bottle glasses".
@3@..I said I dun need any glasses aru!
14.you've worn glasses since you were in fifth grade. 你五年级开始就戴眼镜了.
=~=Im not myopic eye aru!!not at all aru!
15.your hair sticks up when you wake up. 你睡醒后头发会竖起来.
16.you'll haggle over something that is not negotiable. 你会为一些不可质疑的事情辩论.
17.you love to use coupons. 你喜欢用折价券.
...Im forgetful............very much aru....
18.you drive around looking for the cheapest petrol. 你为了最便宜的汽油费不息开着车子到处找.
@3@My father wont aru.
19.you drive around for hours looking for the best parking space. 你开着车子兜圈为了找到最好的停车位.
20.you take showers at night. 你晚上洗澡.
@3@of course aru...but if I forget,Ill do that in the morning...
21.you avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. 旅店房间里的非免费食品你都不吃.
....I have never gone there...
22.you don't mind squeezing 20people into one motel room. 你不介意二十个人挤一间汽车旅房.
23.most girls have more body hair than you,if you are male. 如果你是男人, 那么你身上的体毛比大多数女人少.
= =of course,most of Chinese female hate hairy aru..
24.you tap the table when someone pours tea for you. 别人为你倒茶你就用手敲一下桌子.
?...a?...why?..Ill call them aru.-3-but some man will aru
25.you say "aiya!"and \"wah!\"frequently.你经常说哎（二声）呀（四声） 和 哇（四声）
wah!!how do you know aru!aiya wodemaya...
26.you don't want to wear your seatbelt because it is uncomfortable.你不喜欢系安全带因为安全带让你感觉不舒服.
= =...Im forgetful....
27.you love las vegas,slot machines,and blackjack. 你喜欢拉斯维加斯, TIGER机和二十一点.
`3`I enjoy showhand...
28.you unwrap christmas gifts very carefully,so you can reuse the paper. 你细心地打开你的圣诞节礼物, 因为你要留着包装纸再用.
=_,=Im sorry I wont~...OTL...cuz I have never received any gift in Christmas...-3-that's Jesus' B-day,why must they give me gift?
29.you only buy christmas cards after christmas,when they are 50%off. 你只会在圣诞节后买圣诞卡, 因为他们打了五折.
30.you have a vinyl tablecloth on your kitchen table.你的厨房桌子上有一条抹布.
"Mum!!!!Where is the tablecloth aru!!!""Under your feet aru!""........"
31.you spit bones and other food scraps on the table.that's why you need the vinyl tablecloth. 你把骨头和其他杂碎吐在桌子上, 所以你必须有抹布.
=_=so,where do you put them?,...
32.you have stuff in the freezer since the beginning of time. 你的电冰箱存着史前食物.
.............these buns is from 2000 years ago....
33.you use the dishwasher as a dish rack. 你把洗碗机当碗橱
34.you have never used your dishwasher. 你从来没用过你的洗碗机.
....ask my mother....
35.you keep a thermos of hot water available at all times. 你有一个热水瓶里面永远装着热水.
@3@of course aru!
36.you eat all meals in the kitchen. 你在厨房吃饭.
37.you save grocery bags,tin foil,and tin containers. 你把用过的塑料袋, 锡纸和锡盘留着.
....OTL...I often forget them
38.you have a piano in your living room. 你客厅里有一架钢琴.
`w`yesh aru,that's an old piano aru
39.you pick your teeth at the dinner table (but you cover your mouth).你会在餐桌上剔牙, 但手遮着嘴.
40.you twirl your pen around your fingers. 你会转笔.
41.you hate to waste food. 你讨厌浪费食物.
42.you have tupperware in your fridge with three bites of rice or one leftover chicken wing.你冰箱里有三口剩饭和一只剩鸡翅.
43.you don't own any real tupperware -only a cupboard full of used but carefully rinsed margarine tubs,takeout containers,and jam jars. 你没有任何真正的盛具只有一橱子用过的仔细清洁干净的黄油罐，外卖容器和果酱罐。
44.you also use the jam jars as drinking glasses. 你把果酱瓶当水杯用.
=_=cuz I often forget bring my real cup then lost it...
45.you have a collection of miniature shampoo bottles that you take every time you stay in a hotel. 你有收集旅馆免费洗发水瓶子的爱好.
=_=I've never lived in hotel aru...
46.you carry a stash of your own food whenever you travel (travel means any car ride longer than 15minutes).these snacks are always dried and include dried plums,mango,ginger,and squid. 你每次外出十五分钟都会带着你的零食:干芒果, 李子或烤鱿鱼.
-w-Ill buy them aru after I go out aru~~~~
47.you wash your rice at least 2-3times before cooking it. 你会洗2-3次米.
..........ask my mom.....*go away*
48.your dad thinks he can fix everything himself. 你爸以为自己可以修任何东西.
49.the dashboard of your honda is covered by hundreds of small toys. 你的车子里堆了无数玩偶.
@_@..no....my father is male aru
50.you don't use measuring cups. 你不用量杯.
51.you beat eggs with chopsticks. 你用筷子打鸡蛋.
52.you have a teacup with a cover on it. 你有一个有盖的茶杯.
...lost aru....OTL....-_-I have anything now....
53.you always look phone numbers up in the phone book,since calling information costs 50cents. 你总是在电话簿里找电话号码, 因为咨询电话费用为五角.
ha?...why dun I find it in web page?
54.you only make long distance calls after 11pm. 你只在11点后打长途.
55.if you are male,you clap at something funny and if you are female,you giggle whilst placing a hand over your mouth. 如果你是男性，看到搞笑的东西时你会拍手；如果是女性则会用一手捂住嘴咯咯地笑。
-_,-Ill over the next woman's mouth
56.you like chinese films in their original undubbed versions. 你喜欢没有配过音的中国电影.
I dun mind it
57.you love chinese martial arts films. 你喜欢中国功夫片.
58.you've learnt some form of martial arts. 你会一些中国武术.
- -...-_,-sounds interesting aru..
59.shaolin actually means something to you.少林对你来说是有点意义的
mean.......shao lin si shi ba tong ren?..
60.you like congee with thousand-year-old eggs. 你喜欢很老的蛋配的粥.
........old...eggs?...egg could old aru?....@3@Uncle egg?...
61.you prefer your shrimp with the heads and legs still attached. 你喜欢有头尾的虾.
=_,=I love it without head..
62.you never call your parents just to say hi. 你从不为了问声好而call你父母.
-_-If they come back,I must say mum or dad to them...If I go to the relative's home,when I come in their house,Ill say"hello uncle[shushu or dabo],hello,aunt[xiaoyi or dayi],hello,grandpa[yeye or gongong],hello,grandma[nainai or popo],hello..."one by one...OTL...
63.if you don't live at home,when your parents call,they ask if you've eaten,even if it's midnight.如果你不在家, 你的父母会打电话问你吃了吗, 就算半夜12点也不例外.
nonono...they'll ask what am I doing,who is there?when am I back home...
64.when you're sick,your parents tell you not to eat fried foods or baked goods due to yeet hay. 当你病了的时候, 你父母要你不吃油炸食品和烤的东西, 因为"热气yeet hay"（上火）
-3-yesh,Im .um..yeet hay[?]now
65.you know what yeet hay is. 你知道什么是热气.（上火）
66.you e-mail your chinese friends at work,even though you only 10feet apart. 你上班时给你中国朋友send email, 即使你们相距10尺.
@_@Ill send message with QQ<--[not ICQ]
67.you use a face cloth. 你用毛巾洗脸
-_-that is lost.......so I use sponge now aru
68.you starve yourself before going to all you can eat places. 你去吃自助餐前会把自己饿个半死.
69.you know someone who can get you a good deal on jewelry or electronics. 你认识可以打折卖给你珠宝或电器的人.
70.you save your old coke bottle glasses even though you're never going to use them again. 你留着用过的可乐瓶.
`3`that could sell again aru~
71.you own your own meat cleaver and sharpen it. 你有自己的切肉刀而且你会磨它.
.......actually....I dunno where is it now aru............
72.your toothpaste tubes are all squeezed paper-thin. 你的牙膏都挤到纸一样薄.
73.you know what moon cakes are. 你知道什么是月饼.
74.when there is a sale on toilet paper,you buy 100rolls and store them in your closet or in the bedroom of an adu[AHAHA ^BAIDU ]lt child who has moved out.当厕纸降价时, 你买了100多卷并囤在衣橱或别人的房间里.
75.your parents know how to launch nasal projectiles. 就是说清鼻涕是吧？
76.you iron your own shirts. 你自己熨衣服.
77.you play a musical instrument.你会弹奏一种乐器.
78.even if you're totally full,if someone says they're going to throw away the leftovers on the table,you'll finish
79.you've eaten a red bean popsicle.你吃过红豆冰棍.
80.you bring oranges (or other produce)with you as a gift when you visit people's homes. 你拜访别人时会带着水果.
or the other things~
81.you fight over who pays the dinner bill.你在餐后抢着付帐单.
82.you majored in something practical like engineering,medicine or law. 你的主科是实用型的, 工程学, 机械学或法律.
83.you live with your parents and you are 30years old (and they prefer it that way).or if you're married and 30years old,you live in the apartment next door to your parents,or at least in the same neighborhood.你三十岁时还和父母住在一起并且他们也喜欢你这样. 或者你已经三十岁并且结婚了, 但你还住在父母隔壁或同个小区.
84.you don't tip more than 10%at a restaurant,and if you do,you tip chinese delivery guys/waiters more. 你不会给超过10%的小费, 即使有也是给中国服务员.
@3@why must I give them money?
85.you have acquired a taste for bitter melon. 你爱好吃苦瓜.
86.you eat every last grain of rice in your bowl,but don't eat the last piece of food on the table.你吃光碗里的最后一粒米, 但不吃盘里的最后一口菜.
If I eat these in the other family.Ill "eat every last grain of rice in my bowl"....-3-
87.you know why there are 88reasons. 你知道为什么这里有88条.
-3-88 means fafa~
88.you see the truth in this and then send it to all your chinese friends. 你发觉这里说的都是真的, 所以你把它send 给你认识的所有中国朋友.
- 3-OKOK...I will...